Part 4: Sadly, Our Princess Is In THIS Castle

Run, Sam! Run to the castle!



No, Sam! Don't stop to pet the pigs! What is wrong with you?



That's better.



We cut to the throne room, where King Roland is preparing to make a speech.



: On this great day, from your humble ranks, a champion shall emerge!!

King Roland pauses to look out over the humble ranks:



Long pause. Princess Butter eventually dusts some imaginary lint from her skirt.

: Umm... is this everybody? Is no one else coming?

: Um, no one important.

: Oh, too bad... I thought we might still have time for cupcakes.

Pause.

: Well, maybe just a quick one!





The king pats his belly, content.

: Now, let us begin!

Suddenly, a shout rings out!





Sam walks up to join the, er, vast ranks of the hopeful.

: Sam, are you here for the trials?



Hands on hips, Sam checks out his competition.



Pfft. Sam looks back at the king and nods, which is a total diss for a silent protagonist. The princess immediately gets all up in Sam's face.

: So, the pig herder came after all! I just assumed you'd give up!

: Well, now we should be ready to begin.



: Whoever wins today's trials will receive the royal scepter and be named the kingdom's new Wandolier.



: Also, whoever comes in second will receive a really nice toaster oven as a consolation prize.



: The court wizard, the Great and Wise Marlon, will accompany you to the training grounds... Marlon, are you there?

Pause.





POOF



ACK

: Greetings and Salutations, dear friends!





Everyone chooses to ignore this.

: Each of you will receive a training scepter. Once we arrive at the training grounds, I shall administer the tasks. Princess, Barney, and Sam... are we ready?

Everyone nods. The princess preens a bit.

: Then follow meeeeeeee...

With a mystical incantation of 'Abakadoobie'--no, really--Marlon waves his hands.



Sparkles of magic flow around the contestants--



POOF



Barney looks around, then sighs heavily. Marlon laughs indulgently and waves his hands again.



POOF AGAIN

Marlon bows and poofs out after the contestants.

Pause.

: So, who wants cupcakes?



Buddy does!


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Next time on MySims Kingdom: The Assistant Pig-Boy undergoes... the Trial of the Wandoliers! Dun dun dunnnnnnn.


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- Video: Abakadoobie!
So much sparkly teleporting!